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moneylogues) wrote2018-10-25 09:00 pm
moneylogues) wrote2018-10-25 09:00 pm
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"Youuuuu've reached Felix. I don't really have to explain to you how this works, do I? Leave a message. It's that simple."
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"Youuuuu've reached Felix. I don't really have to explain to you how this works, do I? Leave a message. It's that simple."
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[Why are they like this. Why are they the worst.]
Ha ha, holy fuck, seriously? Now that's fucking ballsy! Shit, that's one way to become the new boss!
Poetic. [Look, there has to be at least one snarky comment to that to acknowledge how fucked up this is. And now that's out of the way.] I mean, I'm like the last person ever to judge, but damn dude. I'm not even the strangling type and you're just about making me pumped up to strangle the shit out of someone.
And I haven't even done that in fucking years, I'm pretty sure.
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[When all else fails, childish turn arounds.]
Oh, yeah. Used my watch chain. Dude had no idea what I was gonna do, he was trying to fire me. I wasn't having that. Told ya I was a self made man!
....I'd, uh...I'd like to see that. You strangling somebody. That'd...
Yeah.
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[Because upping the sarcasm isn't also totally childish. Obviosly.]
Shit. That's an excellent move. Yeah, I'd say you earned that company.
Would you now? Because if I could strangle someone right now, trust me, I'd be arranging it as we speak.
[Felix, stop... f....lirting.....?]
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[These are your super villains, Johto.]
Damn right I did. This was after I saved the friggin thing from some crazy group of soldiers.
...oh yeah babe, talk brutally unnecessary violence to me.
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[yeah screw him indeed, Jack.]
Pretty sure all groups of soldiers are crazy. Like... by default? It seems like a requirement if you ask me. [Of course his last few experiences with soldiers have been... uh... yeah.] ...Acknowledging the irony of me saying that, as a former soldier.
Hey, hey, it's very necessary violence. [To him. Because it's enjoyable. All that matters.] Sometimes you just gotta watch the life drain from someone up close. Maybe while they're choking on their own blood at the same time, because why not?
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[Truly, they are the height of witticism.]
Yeah, probably. Eh, you don't count. A dude who was in an army isn't necessarily a 'soldier'. You're kinda lacking all that noble idealizing of war and the whole patriotic loyalty thing.
[Felix is different. He's a merc that used to work for a military, as far as Jack can tell. And anyway, there's way more important things to focus on. Despite the threat he opened with.]
Mmmm, and they kind of twitch under ya and a little bit of blood trickles outta their mouth and you just know something's really messed up inside of'em...and they gurgle...
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[You even get a Dramatic Sigh, Jack, aren't you proud?]
Pfff, yeah, I always sucked at that. I mean, I was a stupid kid once, but never that stupid. And anyway, anyone who went through the war I did and came out of it feeling patriotic is a brainwashed moron, if you ask me.
[And there are many of those, to be fair, but who cares about them. They suck.]
Ha! Yeah, now there's an agonizing way to go. When you can just see 'em slowly die, but they're all panicked, looking around like there's fucking anything that can save 'em anymore.
And see, that's where a knife is real nice. Getting up close, knowing exactly where they're messed up inside, 'cause you can feel that shit with the blade still inside 'em. Even when it's just a quick stab, it's so intimate.
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[Wait, what were they arguing about again?]
[It doesn't even matter at this point. Jack's pretty focused on one particular bit of their conversation. Super focused. He's kicked his pokemon out of the room and...well, we all know what he's doing on the other side of the line.]
...tell me about your knives.