[You even get a Dramatic Sigh, Jack, aren't you proud?]
Pfff, yeah, I always sucked at that. I mean, I was a stupid kid once, but never that stupid. And anyway, anyone who went through the war I did and came out of it feeling patriotic is a brainwashed moron, if you ask me.
[And there are many of those, to be fair, but who cares about them. They suck.]
Ha! Yeah, now there's an agonizing way to go. When you can just see 'em slowly die, but they're all panicked, looking around like there's fucking anything that can save 'em anymore.
And see, that's where a knife is real nice. Getting up close, knowing exactly where they're messed up inside, 'cause you can feel that shit with the blade still inside 'em. Even when it's just a quick stab, it's so intimate.
Well that's what you get! For...whatever it was that started this.
[Wait, what were they arguing about again?]
[It doesn't even matter at this point. Jack's pretty focused on one particular bit of their conversation. Super focused. He's kicked his pokemon out of the room and...well, we all know what he's doing on the other side of the line.]
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[You even get a Dramatic Sigh, Jack, aren't you proud?]
Pfff, yeah, I always sucked at that. I mean, I was a stupid kid once, but never that stupid. And anyway, anyone who went through the war I did and came out of it feeling patriotic is a brainwashed moron, if you ask me.
[And there are many of those, to be fair, but who cares about them. They suck.]
Ha! Yeah, now there's an agonizing way to go. When you can just see 'em slowly die, but they're all panicked, looking around like there's fucking anything that can save 'em anymore.
And see, that's where a knife is real nice. Getting up close, knowing exactly where they're messed up inside, 'cause you can feel that shit with the blade still inside 'em. Even when it's just a quick stab, it's so intimate.
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[Wait, what were they arguing about again?]
[It doesn't even matter at this point. Jack's pretty focused on one particular bit of their conversation. Super focused. He's kicked his pokemon out of the room and...well, we all know what he's doing on the other side of the line.]
...tell me about your knives.