I definitely do not know and have spent most of my life avoiding knowing, but sure.
Oh, same thing, really. I have a lot of experience with this, don't worry. I'll be nice.
[Shockingly, he's actually pretty good at that.]
So going straight for lightning pony, huh? Way better than the boring standard ponies. [Do Earth ponies shoot out lightning? They sure don't. Terrible.] But yeah, I'd say so. Should work out.
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Oh, same thing, really. I have a lot of experience with this, don't worry. I'll be nice.
[Shockingly, he's actually pretty good at that.]
So going straight for lightning pony, huh? Way better than the boring standard ponies. [Do Earth ponies shoot out lightning? They sure don't. Terrible.] But yeah, I'd say so. Should work out.
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Alright, thanks. I do appreciate it.
Of course! I mean...everybody's got fire ponies. I got like five. Lightning pony? That's getting me a hug.
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[he's already doing great on being less of a shit, huh?]
You bet you appreciate me! I don't dial it down for just anyone.
[so... so great...]
That's what you're doing it for, huh? The fabled hug?
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Yup. I'm getting the lean-against a lot, which...from a teenage girl? That's big. Dads dream about that. The unprompted hug? That's friggin gold.
You know she gets her kid, on those messed up weekends. Little bastard's calling me 'Pop Pop' now.