ic contact; victory_road

[moneylogues]

"Youuuuu've reached Felix. I don't really have to explain to you how this works, do I? Leave a message. It's that simple."

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[thedifferencebetween]

Hey, that's how we roll! And yeah, yeah, you're basically our type. I mean, I dunno what your tastes are, but... yeah, that doesn't really matter, 'cause me and Nisha are that friggin hot.

Only 'cause I trusted my stupid, cheating ex. Hindsight, yes, I realize that wasn't the best move, but my options were really limited at the time. I wasn't exactly president at the time, there was stuff going on, aliens, crazy assholes taking over my space station, it was a whole big thing.

You have noticed I'm already at the top bracket of what counts as middle class around here, right? I've got a pool. I bought two magic ponies on a whim.

And I'm not even been trying yet.

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[moneylogues]

Hey, no disagreement from me there. And my tastes are pretty open, anyway. Hot people do it for me, simple as that.

[Okay, maybe he has a few more specific preferences than that, but nothing that's relevant to this conversation.]

Well, fuck, that's a hell of a problem to have with an ex, isn't it? Usually people just gotta worry about one stealing cash or keying their car, yours gets your giant space laser destroyed. Sounds like a real mess!

Right, right, I getcha. And it's convincing. I mean, hell, consider me fully onboard.

[Not that it was gonna take a lot to get him onboard, because fuck, not like there's an awful lot of options here. Team Rocket is just sad and what else is he gonna do? Get a normal job? Ha ha, no, fuck that.]