...Well. How can I pass up an opportunity to be able to tell everyone that I fought a bear one time?

[Like how badass is that? Super badass.]

Oh, good then. [...] I'm not even gonna bother doing the mental math required to figure out how much that is in credits.

[From Pokebucks to regular bucks to credits. Which, okay, what does that matter, right? But he always has money on the mind, so he thinks about it anyway.]